And the Prince of Time so embraced the Bard of Doom, and in each other's arms they were aquiver.
And with righteous pap and blessed shoosh he did quell his brother in christ's fury. For the Prince
lookth upon his Bard all acting up and completely losing his shit and he did resolve to calmeth his
jester ass right the fuck down. And so calmed down his jester ass was and would continueth to be
for all time. And the Prince in totally settling a murderous clown's ludicrous shit down proper said,
Let there be Moirallegiance: and it was so. And between moirails would flow bounteous mirth, and
they did hug bumpeth plentifully, and honks of reconciliation echoed far and true into the darkness
upon the face of the deep.