BOB PERIOD

DATA:

TYPE: FRIENDLY ESSENCE

AGE: 17

ETHNICITY: FILIPINO

KNOWN SKILLS: CAN SNORT A GALLON OF CRACK COCAINE, GOOD AT BAKING BROWNIES

ALSO KNOWN AS: SYLPH OF BOND

LIKES: WASHI TAPE, ROCKS, STANDING ON TABLES (ASSERTING DOMINANCE), MAKING FRIENDS, COOL BUTTONS AND SHIRTS, TRINKETS AND SHINY THINGS, CATS, POEMS, BEING IN A COMA

DISLIKES: MEANIES, ROACHES, HARSH CRITICISM, EMBARRASSMENT, PUBLIC SPEAKING, BAD TEXTURES

A lovable individual who is amicable and friendly. He is very approachable and loves making friends. Chances are, if you speak to him, you will become one.

FUTURE GOALS: ONE MILLION FRIENDS

Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley.