BINOO BLITZBERG

DATA: TYPE: FUNKY CAT AGE: 84 BREED: ASIAN TABBY KNOWN SKILLS: STEALTHY PROWLING, EXPERT NAPPING, PROFICIENT IN DEMANDING TREATS, UNPARALLELED PURRING EXPERTISE, AND A MASTER AT KNOCKING ITEMS OFF TABLES. ALSO KNOWN AS: FAMILIAR OF NIGHT, FUCKASS CATGIRL, THERAPY CAT LIKES:MINECRAFT, DISCORD, CLARISSA CAMEMBERT, SUNBATHING IN WARM SPOTS, CHASING LASER POINTERS, AND CURLING UP ON LAPS FOR LONG SNOOZES. DISLIKES: DOGS, LOUD NOISES, VACUUM CLEANERS, BATHS. STAR (SPONSOR): ??? You might find them, nestled in their favorite spot in the counselling centre. As a therapy cat, they are able to make confort students. As a student, they excel at academic work, and are great at drawing anime girls. You can always find them seeking warmth in sunlit spots and affectionately curling up on laps for long snoozes. "let's take things one purr at a time."-the fuckass catgirl in question FUTURE PLANS: PURE DESTRUCTION. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.

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